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thylaas:

do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to mansions, and satellites, and monuments, and kiss you in beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like metal in your mouth. i will deflect a bullet into your back and take your sister with me. and when i leave you paralyzed on the beach you will finally understand, why i’m named after a giant magnet.

(via somewherebetweenrageand-serenity)

Me and Drakes first date
  • Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
  • Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
  • Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
  • Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
  • Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
  • Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
  • Drake: Not at all I ju-
  • Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
  • Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
  • Me: You pickin up the tab?
  • Drake: *nods*
  • Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.

My grandmother thinks wifi is a type of food.

I just

immesofuck-you:

what do u mean its cancelled i shaved my legs for this

(via shitsangigg1es)

My grandparents went to see ‘mrs browns daughters’.

Wow

ender-friend:

ender-friend:

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

(Source: bladelordtayak, via its-a-metaphor-for-destiel)

immesofuck-you:

what do u mean its cancelled i shaved my legs for this

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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(via the-doctor-to-my-tardis)