Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Goooooogle

immesofuck-you:

my anaconda don’t wanna go to school

(via adventuringavacado)

immesofuck-you:

I’m going to be an annoying Facebook girl and do the “I know we have our ups and downs”. But spice it up…

You’re the most amazing lady thank you for taking me out your vagina- it’s really squishy up there. I know we have our ups and downs but I love you.
Me as a mattress
Everyone needs to listen to this song. There’s just something about it.

immesofuck-you:

my anaconda don’t wanna go to school

I’m going to be an annoying Facebook girl and do the “I know we have our ups and downs”. But spice it up…

You’re the most amazing lady thank you for taking me out your vagina- it’s really squishy up there. I know we have our ups and downs but I love you.

all-hail-the-creeper-king:

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

mecraphyros:

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

yes

(via loolshutup)